More Funnies

During dinner last night:

“Daddy? Big girl spoon please. No baby spoon.”

Who told her the toddler utensils she’s been using were for babies. How funny.


This morning as we’re walking by our new truck to get into our car:

“Daddy truck. Mommy car.”

Then she turns to the truck, looks right into the bumper, which is at her eye level, and says “Hi truck.”

If you’re not laughing, I guess you just had to be there.

Funnies

I stepped out of the shower this morning to hear a sweet rendition of Baa Baa Black Sheep coming from Amelia’s dark room. She sang the whole song several times.

When she heard me walking around, she shouted “Mom… Mom…”

I didn’t answer.

“I go play now.” she shouted politely.

Again I didn’t answer.

“Hey! Guys! I go play now. Mom. Dad. Mom” And it continued.

All this came from her dark bedroom while she stood in her crib. She cracks us up.


Funnie #2

I’ve been having some pretty bad back pain and have been limping around for over a week now. Last weekend Gene was trying to help me by rubbing my back. At one point, he hit the sore spot and I screamed.

The next thing you know, Amelia shouts at us “Daddy! Be nice to Mommy!”

Funnie #3

Last month our little comedian came running out of her room, having donned her pink Easter beret, with her hands up and growling, and confidently stated “I’m a tiger!”

She’s a hoot!

Vomit

Yesterday, while getting ready for our day, Amelia threw up. Just one quick cough and that was it. It was so fast, I hardly realized what had happened.

She likes to suck the toothpaste off her toothbrush and I think that didn’t set quite right on her stomach.

She looked down at the mess and proclaimed “OH NO! My mouff farted!”

We haven’t stopped laughing.

And wouldn’t that technically be “my mouth pooped?”